π₯ Submitted by gundong on Jul 31, 2025
https://linkedin.com/
"A place where people look for jobs and connect with other people."
LinkedIn: Where you go to feel inadequate about your career trajectory and get recruiter spam.
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Moderate BS Detected ππ€
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
It's Facebook for people who wear suits... badly... and pretend to enjoy "networking."
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
The relentless barrage of humblebrags and generic endorsements.
The algorithm prioritizes engagement over actual job-finding.
The rise of AI recruiters making the entire platform obsolete.
πΈ The Evidence
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https://linkedin.com/
It's Facebook for people who wear suits... badly... and pretend to enjoy "networking."
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