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"We're like Business manager"
Bio7: Because managing your "business" with Excel is *so* last decade.
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Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
Bio7: Where "like Business Manager" meets existential dread and a GoDaddy website, promising to revolutionize... something?
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
The website provides zero actual information about what this thing does. Is it a CRM? A project manager? Who knows!
The tagline "We're like Business Manager" is both vague and terrifying. Which business manager? Why would I want a *like* version?
The whole thing reeks of vaporware. No screenshots, no features, just a single sentence and a contact form. Good luck getting funding, buddy.
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