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"Dear roaststartup.online owner, Add your website to Google-Search Index to have it displayed in search results! Register roaststartup.online now: https://SearchRegister.info/"
We put the 'you' in 'ubiquitous' search results... for a price.
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This startup is peak Silicon Valley BS. Impressive!
π₯ The Roast
Finally, a way to trick Google into thinking your geocities page is relevant in 2024!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
It's just SEO spam disguised as a service.
Google actively penalizes these tactics; you'll get de-indexed, not boosted.
Who's paying for this when Google Search Console exists?
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Finally, a way to trick Google into thinking your geocities page is relevant in 2024!
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