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"Dear roaststartup.online owner, Add your website to Google-Search Index to have it displayed in search results! Register roaststartup.online now: https://SearchRegister.info/"
SearchRegister.info: Because Google isn't already indexing everything you do online.
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
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π‘ Why This Might Not Work
It's preying on people's misunderstanding of how search engines work.
Google already has tools for site owners to submit and manage their indexing.
The website design screams "1998" more than "innovative startup."
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