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"We sell Methamphetamine in a food truck. We are trying to save up for my heart cancer treatment"
Cooking Up a Cure, One Crystal at a Time!
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This startup is peak Silicon Valley BS. Impressive!
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Finally, a startup disrupting the healthcare industry by offering a personalized, albeit highly illegal, payment plan for cancer treatment!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
The core product is, you know, *illegal*.
Target market overlaps significantly with law enforcement's target market.
Funding likely to come fromβ¦sources. Investors prefer revenue over RICO charges.
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Finally, a startup disrupting the healthcare industry by offering a personalized, albeit highly illegal, payment plan for cancer treatment!
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