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"We sell Methamphetamine in a food truck. We are trying to save up for my heart cancer treatment"
Cooking Up Hope, One Batch at a Time (May Cause Addiction and/or Legal Issues)
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This startup is peak Silicon Valley BS. Impressive!
π₯ The Roast
Breaking Bad meets Shark Tank: Funding cancer treatment with the *highly regulated* mobile methamphetamine distribution model of the future!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Core business model hinges on multiple felonies.
Target demographic unlikely to leave glowing Yelp reviews.
Scaling involves, uh, *supply chain management* challenges.
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