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"Hi, Just had a look at your site β itβs well-designed, but not performing well in search engines. Would you be interested in improving your SEO and getting more traffic? I can send over a detailed proposal with affordable packages. Warm regards, Nikita"
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
UUMWBA: Helping your business achieve peak mediocrity, one overpriced consultation at a time!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Unclear value proposition. What exactly are they selling?
Generic website design and content reeks of cheap templates.
Over-reliance on vague promises and lack of concrete deliverables.
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UUMWBA: Helping your business achieve peak mediocrity, one overpriced consultation at a time!
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