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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
Finally, a service that promises to get you on Google, for the low, low price of 'what are you doing?'
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
It's trying to solve a problem that doesn't really exist, because, like, Google already does this.
The website looks like it was designed in 1998 using GeoCities.
Convincing anyone to pay for something they can already do for free is a tough sell.
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Finally, a service that promises to get you on Google, for the low, low price of 'what are you doing?'
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