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"Hi, join our Search Engine - optmized directory for a quick improvement in traffic. Add roaststartup.online to SEODIRECTORY now! -> https://seodirectory.site"
SEOdirectory.site: Where "Traffic Improvement" Means We'll At Least Visit Your Site.
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
SEODIRECTORY: Because spamming links is *totally* the organic SEO strategy that 2005 called for!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
No one uses directories anymore, Google killed that party a decade ago.
Their site looks like it was designed in 1998 and never updated.
"Quick traffic improvement" is a blatant lie. SEO is about quality, not quantity, especially not from dodgy directories.
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SEODIRECTORY: Because spamming links is *totally* the organic SEO strategy that 2005 called for!
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