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"whatever"
Google: Still figuring out what to do with all that data...and your search history.
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Suspiciously straightforward. Are you sure this is a startup?
π₯ The Roast
Google: Organized the world's information, now trying to organize your sock drawer (probably with AI that judges your fashion sense).
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
"Whatever" as a tagline suggests existential dread, not market confidence.
Existing market saturation; everyone already uses it, where's the growth?
Innovation plateau; hard to disrupt yourself when you're already the disruptor.
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Google: Organized the world's information, now trying to organize your sock drawer (probably with AI that judges your fashion sense).
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