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"Hi, Register roaststartup.site to the Google Search Index so it can be displayed in search results. Visit now https://SearchRegister.org/"
We put the 'crawl' in 'search engine crawl' so you don't have to... maybe.
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This startup is peak Silicon Valley BS. Impressive!
π₯ The Roast
SearchRegister.org: Because submitting your site to Google is just *too* damn hard, apparently! Prepare to be underwhelmed!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Relies on the misconception that Google is incapable of finding websites on its own.
Offers absolutely no value over simply submitting your site directly to Google Search Console.
The entire website screams "abandoned project from 2005" with the design, offering and tech.
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SearchRegister.org: Because submitting your site to Google is just *too* damn hard, apparently! Prepare to be underwhelmed!
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