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We're like Google, but for websites even *Google* forgot.
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This startup is peak Silicon Valley BS. Impressive!
π₯ The Roast
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π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Google already crawls the web. This adds no value.
If your site isn't indexed, there's probably a good reason (bad content).
The value proposition is incredibly weak and easily replicated by competitors.
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