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"Hi, Many local businesses lose out on customers due to poor local SEO. When I checked your site, I found: β’ Missing Google Business Profile details β’ Lack of location-based keywords β’ No local citations or reviews If you're looking to bring in more local traffic, Iβd love to help. We can help optimize your website for better conversions. Interested? Thank you Nikita"
Hflgkalvfjamd.com: Because even your grandma's website deserves to be found (maybe).
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
Nikita's here to rescue your local SEO from the digital abyss, one misspelled URL and generic outreach email at a time!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Website screams "I was built in 1998 and never updated."
Offering generic SEO services in a sea of other identical offers.
The domain name is literally unpronounceable, making it impossible to remember.
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