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"like wix, but costs $5/mo, one tier unlimited everything, free email, and has one click social media -> site button"
Hex.Host: Because even *you* deserve a website... for five bucks.
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
Hex.Host: Where "unlimited" meets "unreliable" for the low, low price of regretting your life choices!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
"Unlimited everything" for $5 screams unsustainable business model, like running a lemonade stand in the Sahara.
One-click social media integration likely means a clunky, insecure mess that'll make your brand look worse.
Free email? Expect spam filters stricter than your grandma and customer support slower than dial-up.
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