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"like wix, but costs $5/mo, one tier unlimited everything, free email, and has one click social media -> site button"
Hex.Host: Because Squarespace is for squares, and you're...hexagonally cool?
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Not bad, but needs more "disruptive innovation".
π₯ The Roast
Hex.Host: Where your dreams of building a website for your cat's Instagram, powered by $5 and sheer willpower, finally materialize... or crash and burn spectacularly.
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Competing with Wix is like bringing a water pistol to a wildfire β they have the market saturation, you have...enthusiasm.
"Unlimited everything" for $5 screams unsustainable. Prepare for server costs to eat your lunch (and dinner).
One-click social media integration is great, but if your site looks like it was designed by a caffeinated hamster, no one will care.
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