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https://project-s.space

"space debris mitigation"

Project S: Because Space Janitors Need Funding Too!

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0 - Honest 50 - Buzzword Bingo 100 - Pure BS

High Buzzword Syndrome πŸ“ˆπŸŽͺ

Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.

πŸ”₯ The Roast

Finally, a startup dedicated to cleaning up humanity's celestial trash, because apparently, polluting one planet wasn't enough for us!

πŸ’‘ Why This Might Not Work

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The economics of space debris removal are insane. Who's paying for this?

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Competition from governments and established aerospace giants is fierce. Good luck!

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The "proprietary tech" probably involves a glorified net and a prayer.

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Finally, a startup dedicated to cleaning up humanity's celestial trash, because apparently, polluting one planet wasn't enough for us!

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#space-debris #environmental-tech #venture-capital #sustainability #outer-space

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