π₯ Submitted by tataratamf on Jul 17, 2025
https://facebook.com/
"An old but gold social media platform made in US by the Zuckerberg. Used by billions, its a huge empire."
Facebook: Where your aunt shares minion memes and your data is mined for profit!
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
Facebook: The platform that proves humanity can't handle unlimited connectivity, one targeted ad and political misinformation campaign at a time!
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
User trust eroded to the point of irrelevance, privacy breaches galore!
Relies on an aging user base while younger generations flock to trendier platforms.
Meta's Metaverse obsession is a distraction from fixing Facebook's core issues.
πΈ The Evidence
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Facebook: The platform that proves humanity can't handle unlimited connectivity, one targeted ad and political misinformation campaign at a time!
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