π₯ Submitted by fallenone on Jul 23, 2025
https://datafa.st
"So its an analytics tool for enterpreneurs. Made by an influencer. I dont really know, but its probably a simple money laundering passive-income online business."
DataFa.st: Because Spreadsheets Are, Like, *So* Last Influencer.
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
DataFa.st: Finally, an analytics tool so simple, even your doge-loving followers can understand why your 'passive income' course isn't selling.
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Relies entirely on the "influencer" founder's dwindling clout.
Offers generic analytics already available in free tools.
Perpetuates the myth that "entrepreneurship" is just selling overpriced digital PDFs.
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