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"Dear roaststartup.online owner, Add your website to Google Search Index so that it will be displayed in search results. Please visit the link below to add roaststartup.online now: https://SearchRegister.info/"
SearchRegister.info: Because Google forgot you existed, and we're here to remind them... for a fee.
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
We're not saying Google's forgotten you, but if your website's hiding under a rock, we'll nudge it... gently... for a price.
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Offering something Google already does for free (indexing) screams "unsustainable business model."
The site looks like it was designed in 1998, which doesn't inspire confidence.
Preying on website owners' SEO anxiety is a pretty slimy tactic.
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