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"Hi, I just visited roaststartup.online and wondered if you've ever considered an impactful video to advertise your business? Our videos can generate impressive results on both your website and across social media. Our prices start from just $195 (USD). Let me know if you're interested in seeing samples of our previous work. Regards, Joanna"
Zylppayx: Because "blockchain" sounds cooler than "spreadsheet".
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High Buzzword Syndrome ππͺ
Solid buzzword game, but could use more synergy.
π₯ The Roast
Zylppayx: Revolutionizing payments by...existing! (Maybe).
π‘ Why This Might Not Work
Website looks like it was designed in 2005.
No clear value proposition - what problem are you solving?
Zero information about the team - are you real?
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Zylppayx: Revolutionizing payments by...existing! (Maybe).
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